How to Fix Every Racing Series on the Planet

"DannyCatSteve" (dannycatsteve)
08/25/2013 at 23:50 • Filed to: Completely serious

Formula One:

Mandate all teams use DW-12's.

Contest all races using the V8 Supercar 60/60 race format

Fix EOWR feeder series to allow great young talents such as Alexander Rossi to get seats

IndyCar:

Homologate FR 3.5 cars for use as well as the current A1GP chassis

Sign contract with MAVTV "American Real" - this would reach a much wider audience than NBCSN

Run at Daytona - NASCAR races at Indy, so why not have IndyCars race in the Irish Hills of Florida?!

GrandAm/ALMS/USCR:

Schedule consisting of nothing but rovals

Run all four Pirelli World Challenge Classes along with Prototype, LMPC, GTLM, GTD

Hold an event at the Calder Park Thunderdome

NASCAR:

Run DTM cars and V8 Supercars on ovals, with standing starts after each caution period

Add another road course race - preferably at the Elroy Motor Speedway

Eliminate the Chase for the Sprint Cup. Replace it with a 12 man unicycle race at Bowman Gray Stadium to decide the championship (the video above is what such an event might look like)

Thank you for reading.

DISCUSSION (2)

Foxtrotzed - Internet Sensation of 2010 > DannyCatSteve
08/26/2013 at 00:24

Why not cull the confusion by mandating all open wheel series use the Dallara Formula E chassis? Or perhaps cost control with the 2007 Honda RA107 which apparently can be had for under $70k.

Clown Shoe Pilot > DannyCatSteve
08/26/2013 at 00:42

I agree that we need a NASCAR road course race at COTA.